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A Woody on Christmas  : Lyrics

I’m dreaming of an Woody on Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the tops glisten,
and women listen
To hear moans in the bed

I’m dreaming of an Woody on Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be Hard

I’m dreaming of an Woody on Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be hard

Woody on Christmas  – lyric

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Posted December 21, 2009 by briandcox in Uncategorized

Adult carol   Leave a comment

All I Want for Christmas is my hair again

Every body Pauses and stares at me
This bald head as you can see
I don’t know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All my hon wants for Christmas
is my hair again,
my hair again,
to feel my hair again!

Gee, if I could only have my hair again,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas.”

It seems so long since I could ask,to
run her fingers through my hair
Gosh oh gee, how happy I’d be,
if I could only have hair


All my hon wants for Christmas
is my hair again,
my hair again,
see feel my hair again.

Gee, if I could only
have feel my hair again,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas!”

All I Want For Christmas Is My Hair again – lyrics

Written by Bald Man 12/16/09


Posted December 21, 2009 by briandcox in Uncategorized

Announcer horse race with funny names.   Leave a comment

The horse track

Laughing stock

Announcer “Horses antsy in the gates.”

“Bang” The starter fires his gun.

“You Ate My Carrot rockets out of the gate leads by 3 lengths”,”

“Where’s ‘My Carrot, I Make You Pee Pants, Blinders To Small, Saddle to Tight, Too Many Sugar Cubes, side by side the middle of the track”

“Taking up the rear, See nothing But Tail, and You Fall off”

“Quarter pole mark, “Where’s’ My Carrot “on the tail of “You Ate My Carrot,”” Too Many sugar Cubes” sneaking up the rear ,”” I Make You Pee Pants edging ahead of Where’s’ My Carrot”.

“Trouble in the rear!” You Fall Off stumbles,” bucking the jockey off, trying to pass See Nothing But Tail.”

“Nothing But Tail passes on the outside Blinders To Small and Saddle to Tight like their standing still.”

“Nipping at the hoofs of You Ate My Carrot, See Nothing But Tail half a length behind, rounds the last corner.

“Action in the middle of the pack I Make You Pee Pants on the outside blows by Where’s’ My Carrot.”

“You Ate my Carrot, and See Nothing But Tail nose to nose down the last stretch “

3 lengths behind, I Make You Pee Pants puts the pressure on.”

“Finish line 3 lengths away, losing ground to See Nothing But Tail”

“Now You Ate My Carrot 1 length behind See Nothing But Tail”

The finish line in 2 more horse lengths: See Nothing But Tail is now a half a horse length in front of You Ate My Carrot with I Make You Pee Pants right on his tail.”

“Oh it looks like we have a new winner, See Nothing But Tail final gallop pushes ahead of You ate My Carrot taking first place by a full length, second place in a whirlwind I Make You Pee Pants followed gallantly by You Ate My Carrot.

Posted December 13, 2009 by briandcox in Uncategorized

Scriggles   Leave a comment

Scriggles

Scriggles Chase

A kids short story

 

BrianDCox

12/5/2009

 

 

Abstract: A short kids story involving a frog and a horse show. Still under writing as of 12/06/09.

 

 

                 Squiggles Chase

 

“Whoa! SquashedMyFoot, Whoa!” Pulling the leads back, squeezing her legs tightly, she stops abruptly, yelling at the huge black Great Dane “Merlin, Move, back! Merlin back!” To late Merlin, on his hind legs sticks his snout in Abrils face. “Yuck, Oww, Yuck” Pushing Merlin away and wiping her face. “Down Merlin, Down” “yuck, yuck” Still wiping her face. Wagging his tail Merlin races around SquashedMyfoot further spooking him.

“Now, number 28, all the way from Washington State Farm” bellows the loud speaker.

Impatiently repeating “Number 28 from Washington State Farm, Your turn”

Darn you Merlin, You spooked SquashedMyFoot “just before my turn. Now he won’t settle down. “Whoa, SquashedMyFoot, Whoa” Grabbing both reins of the bucking horse, squeezed legs even harder. ”

Merlin spotting something in the sidelines gallops over creating quite a dust cloud.

    Eyes blinking, Scriggles dodges to the right, sneezing from the dust cloud, scoots to the right just missing a black snout. Front paws spread apart, head down yipping in delight Merlin corners Scriggles.

Walking over, “What have you found, now? Merlin” harshly spoken from a thin woman looking amazed “My! My! That’s where you went little fella!” “Looks like your trapped again.”

Wheezing from the dogs barking kicking up the dust, Scriggles frantically looks around. Spotting the open show ground gate scoots underneath Merlin. Merlin totally engrossed in his find, jumps straight up and lands askew knocking Elisa into a somersault. Elisa sprawled on the ground, legs up in the air angrily sputters “Merlin! You clumsy mutt!”

Leaving a pee trail, Scriggle hops madly towards the open gate.

Balancing, taking a deep breath, Abril gently nudges her feet against SquashedMyFoot.

Scriggles feeling the ground shaking behind him glances behind. Ears pinned against his head, legs almost a blur, barking Scriggles sees a black monster steaming up behind him.

“Oh No, not again” mutters Abril looking peeved. Abril wildly shouting “Merlin! Stop! Stop!” as she tries to lead SquashedMyFoot away from the commotion.

“Number 28! Number 28! Washington State Farm, Your last call” curtly bellows from the loudspeaker.

Startled from the loudspeaker, nearly missing a hoof Scriggle scoots to the right. Squashed MyFoot spooked with Merlin’s frog chase stomps his other foot. Scriggle skids to a stop, bounces off the horse hoof and rolls tumbling from underneath the horse. Merlin gleefully barking galloping by, Abril realizes she has never seen a frog move so fast or Merlin. SquashedMyFoot now wildly prancing, head shaking side to side, Abril relaxes her legs, yanks on the reins holding on for dear life.

 

“AWW” screams Abril as Merlin slides into SquashedMyFoot’s legs.

Laughing at the sight Scriggles bounds into the nearest shrubbery.

Having been slammed into with a 200-pound dog SquashedMyFoot bucks Abril off onto the ground.

“Abril, Abril, Are you hurt?” gasps Elisa at the sight she just saw.

“Number 28, number 28, Washington State Farm, your time is up” “Next Farm, State of New Hampshire” sounds from the loudspeaker.

“Ow, Ow” rubbing her shoulder, I haven’t fallen off a horse in a longtime. “Yeah, nothing seems broken” “I better have a doc look at it.” “Where’s that @#$% dog” Abril exclaims.

Elisa grabbing SquashedMyFoot reins calms down the horse, points to the sidelines at Merlin sniffing in the bushes.

Pointing her finger to the ground in front of her, Abril angrily shouts at the dog “MERLIN, Come, MERLIN NOW,”

Scriggles still laughing and seeing Merlin’s nose sniffing in his hiding spot quietly hops back to the pond.

Merlin sniffs one more time then trots back to Abril.

Written By Brian D Cox 12/05/09

    
 

 

    
 

    

Posted December 7, 2009 by briandcox in Uncategorized